Doe Quote by Dennis Lehane

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

“Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, if the bulb really wants to change.”

— Gerald Weinberg

“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”

— Lynne Tillman

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to find the bulb, and the other twelve to hold…

— Cathy Glass

“We all like to think that we are important enough to need psychiatrists.”

— Sylvia Plath

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight!

— Bill Bailey

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as the lightbulb wants to change.

— Mary Pipher

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What…

— Erma Bombeck