Art Quote by Lynne Tillman

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

“I think Mr. Hawk forgot that he told us to count all our lightbulbs. Because a few days after he told us to do…

— Kristen Tracy

“What is an artist? For every thousand people there's nine hundred doing the work, ninety doing well, nine doing good, and one lucky bastard…

— Tom Stoppard

“How much does a beam of light weigh?”

— ijosephi lowly worm

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

“You don't understand how much light you've got until the lights go out”

— Joan Bauer

Who knows how many artists fail because the light that shines through them is defracted in a thousand directions and not concentrated in a…

— Eric Maisel

“You must be an artist and an actor.”

— Ehab Atalla

“Or maybe you know how two-hundred Post-it notes with pictures of penises drawn on them were glued to every inch of my desk.”

— Tara Sivec