It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Eyebrows raised, I said, “I don’t know, Chuck. How many?” “Two.… — Matthew Iden Copy Share Image
“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.” — Lynne Tillman Copy Share Image
