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Chuck said, “Hey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Cawley looked over at him. “I’ll bite. How many?” “Fish,”…

— Dennis Lehane

“One wood mouse can nibble a large hole.”

— Carol Kendall

“who'd found a whole bed of mice.”

— Carolyn Brown

“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”

— Lynne Tillman

“If there's one thing I can't stand, its a cheeky mouse.”

— Beverly Cleary

“But he could never bear mice.”

— C.S. Lewis

“Not even a mouse trusts himself to one hole only,”

— Louis L'Amour

“The rats we met the size of small dogs and they watched us go by like they'd figured out that what People were for…

— Sarah Monette

“Mouse isn't big. He's compactly challenged.”

— Jim Butcher

“There's progress for you. A bigger and better mousetrap every month. Pretty soon, we'll all be able to kill all the mice at the…

— Paul Auster

“You can smack some people in the face with a haddock and they’ll still call it a mouse if a mouse is what they…

— Tamora Pierce

“Well, I’m more lopsided than a one-legged badger,” mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his careful stalking to stagger comically across the clearing. “I think…

— Erin Hunter