Funny love Quote by Jack Benny

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

— Jack Benny

I was a kind of hyper-intense person in my twenties and very impatient.

— Bill Gates

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

— Ilona Andrews

I worked regularly from very early on, and some of it was probably a bit premature.

— Julia Stiles

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

— Woody Allen

I arrive a month premature, with my dad's brains but not much else.

— Stephen Rodrick

A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both…

— David Sedaris

I was having anxiety attacks, calling ambulances out and saying I was having a heart attack, as there was something weird going on with…

— James Arthur

I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.

— Erma Bombeck

I had my first seizure, and I had to go in for heart surgery.

— Carre Otis

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.

— George Carlin

I vividly remember early on in my career when I was eight months pregnant, working literally around the clock, and worrying that each trip…

— Valerie Jarrett