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“The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.” quote by Jack Benny — Download Open image

“The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.”

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