The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. — Louis de Bernieres Copy Share Image
If one introduces the concept of energy of an earthquake then that is a theoretically derived quantity. — Charles Francis Richter Copy Share Image
Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark, but $120 for an earthquake emergency kit just seems unreasonable. — Howard Ruff Copy Share Image
If you want to understand geology, study earthquakes. If you want to understand the economy, study the Depression. — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
“Southern Californians freak out when it rains, yet when there's an earthquake they're like 'pass the salt.” — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have thought of relocating, somewhere where I'd be more appreciated. California, perhaps. I could teach earthquake preparedness. — Wesley Strick Copy Share Image
If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Some areas near Dallas experienced a 3.5-magnitude earthquake, which some blame on fracking. However, scientists say that it was more likely aftershocks… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Japan's humid and warm summer climate, as well as frequent earthquakes resulted in lightweight timber buildings raised off the ground that are… — Harry Seidler Copy Share Image
Japans humid and warm summer climate, as well as frequent earthquakes resulted in lightweight timber buildings raised off the ground that are… — Harry Seidler Copy Share Image
It is a very important film, Life And Nothing More, in that what was filmed was inspired by a journey I had… — Abbas Kiarostami Copy Share Image
The things that happen are an earthquake, another bomb in Iraq, some big jolt on Wall Street in oil prices, and then… — Andrew Revkin Copy Share Image
It was decided by the university of Coimbre that the sight of several persons being slowly burned in great ceremony is an… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Is there anything as horrible as starting on a trip? Once you're off, that's all right, but the last moments are earthquake… — Anne Morrow Lindbergh Copy Share Image
Ah, how wonderful is the advent of the Spring!—the great annual miracle… which no force can stay, no violence restrain, like love,… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Most of these Mountains and Inland places whereon these kind of Petrify'd Bodies and Shells are found at present, or have been… — Robert Hooke Copy Share Image
I live a half mile from the San Andreas fault - a fact that bubbles up into my consciousness every time some… — Gary Hamel Copy Share Image
One day, I went to a soba restaurant outside town, and while I was waiting for the zarusoba I opened an old… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
Beside the grand history of the glaciers and their own, the mountain streams sing the history of every avalanche or earthquake and… — John Muir Copy Share Image
A few years ago the Deists denied the inspiration of the Bible on account of its cruelty. At the same time they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For it is not light that is needed, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm,… — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image
“She would never understand her sister. Her sister was like the weather, no, she was worse than the weather. She was like… — Victoria Kahler Copy Share Image
“What struck me, in reading the reports from Sri Lanka, was the mild disgrace of belonging to our imperfectly evolved species in… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“You might think that, by now, people would have become accustomed to the idea of natural catastrophes. We live on a planet… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“If for a moment you are inclined to regard these taluses as mere draggled, chaotic dumps, climb to the top of one… — John Muir Copy Share Image
When we know where the hungry, the homeless and the sick exist, then we can help. — Jan Schakowsky Copy Share Image
God is not nice. God is not an uncle. God is an earthquake. — Abraham Joshua Heschel Copy Share Image
My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation. — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
