Earthquakes Quote by Andy Borowitz

“Hurricanes, tornadoes and volcanoes are all Natural Disasters. We can't fit Global Warming into that category. We have only us to blame”

— Veronica M. White

“For four centuries now, the American people have resigned themselves to natural disasters and acts of God: floods, prairie fires, blizzards, tornados, hurricanes, dust…

— Markham Shaw Pyle

Natural disasters like Hurricane Harvey are the worst kind of crises for people like Mr. Trump and Mr. Osteen, who purvey their own versions…

— Anthea Butler

“I don’t know if it is going to be a tsunami, a meteorite, or what, but God had Gaza evacuated because of the upcoming…

— Mark Biltz

“Earthquakes can't shake us. Cyclones can't break us. Hurricanes can't take away our love...”

— Charice

See that's where it falls apart for me!" Anne cried. "What sticks in my throat is that God gets the credit but never the…

— Mary Doria Russell

“Climate changed hurricanes are the new mass murderers.”

— Steven Magee

“Gets blamed for a lot of things, does the weather. Convenient scapegoat, if you ask me.”

— Martin Edwards

Disasters work like alarm clocks to the world, hence God allows them. They are shouting, 'Wake up! Love! Pray!

— Criss Jami

“Disasters have a way of making us stronger in the broken places. ”

— James Lee Witt

Hurricanes are evolutions way of punishing nonbelievers.

— Steve Fowler

Tragically, policymakers have thrown horrendous amounts of taxpayer money needed for other purposes at solving an unsubstantiated emergency. It is scandalous that so many…

— Burt Rutan