Asking Quote by Andy Borowitz Download Open image “Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.” — Andy Borowitz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asking Cat Funny News Technology
If a website has something I should know, somebody is spinning it around Twitter and I'll see it there. Before I would look at… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats. — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
Twitter is the first information that I ingest in the morning. When there are important things happening, friends of mine who follow news feeds… — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
For blogs today, it's really about content creation and partnering with a brand. You can get the news in so many forms and so… — Karen Civil Copy Share Image
Our go-to source is no longer dictated by a small group of cable news outlets. We have to expand our view. Sometimes, a story… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
I'm on Twitter, I'm on HuffPo, just any website - you go down a rabbit hole. You start out on HuffPo, then you get… — Danielle Schneider Copy Share Image
There is no better source of real-time news than Twitter. With the constant sharing of news and information, if you're an active Twitter user,… — Raymond Arroyo Copy Share Image
My Twitter feed is probably my biggest resource of news. Other people scour the web so I do not have to, and I thank… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
Information is moving -- you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it's also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Twitter is just like posting old-fashioned press releases, and it can be very effective in promoting your business interests and charity work. — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.' — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a)… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Why did Erich von Stronheim leave Germany? Why did Hitchcock leave England? If you were a director you'd like to work in Hollywood too.… — Roman Polanski Copy Share Image
And in your new lives you'll have to live entirely for that one sensation-that of imminent truth. And you're going to have to holler… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Closing his eyes, he sent up a prayer to anyone who was listening, asking please, for God's sake, stop sending him signals that they… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
People will identify with a persecuted minority without asking themselves what they are identifying with. — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
If you're having a bad day already and everybody is just asking you petty questions, it drives people to the edge, or something really… — Jess Weixler Copy Share Image
You never give away your heart; you lend it from time to time. If it were not so, how could we take it back… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
The boldness of asking deep questions may require unforeseen flexibility if we are to accept the answers. — Brian Greene Copy Share Image
There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?' — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
Whether that's speaking up in your job or asking for a promotion or saying, 'I think I can do that.' Using your voice in… — Maria Shriver Copy Share Image
Love cannot be had for the asking; it comes only as a gift from the heart of another — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
The Baseball Hall of Fame is something every player dreams about, but being a member of God's Hall of Fame is the greatest achievement… — Gary Carter Copy Share Image
