Matt Stone

“If we added up all of the special ‘avoidance’ diets, no one could eat anything.  Many people are ruining their health by…

— Matt Stone

There are good characters and bad characters.

— Matt Stone

Sometimes I wish I could get fired.

— Matt Stone

I may have my personal political thing, but we never wanted it to stain the show.

— Matt Stone

“the simplest marker for how well your cells produce energy, and the strength of your metabolism adjusted for size, age, gender, and…

— Matt Stone

I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.

— Matt Stone

I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

— Matt Stone

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood,

— Matt Stone

We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese.

— Matt Stone

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could…

— Matt Stone

“Anyone can prove whatever they want. It's easy. I could "prove," via those mechanisms that carbs are the devil, fat is the…

— Matt Stone

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like…

— Matt Stone

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

— Matt Stone

It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the…

— Matt Stone

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

— Matt Stone

We've had musical stuff in the show [South Park] forever. That's mostly because Trey's a big musical fan, and he's a great…

— Matt Stone

“I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.”

— Matt Stone

When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back.

— Matt Stone

I would vote for a Mormon.

— Matt Stone

Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results.

— Matt Stone

I'm concerned about people being happy,

— Matt Stone

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

— Matt Stone

We don't feel pressure of, 'Let's make this really raunchy.' It's more about making a good story, which is 10 times harder.…

— Matt Stone

“Knowing what I know now I’d have to say a diet of meat or milk, beans, root vegetables, grain porridges, whole fruit,…

— Matt Stone

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

— Matt Stone