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Danielle Schneider

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[Wikipedia] Danielle Caroline Schneider is an American actress, writer, and improvisational comedian from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. She co-created and starred in the Hulu reality TV parody series The Hotwives and currently co-hosts the podcast Bitch Sesh.

Quotes by Danielle Schneider

That's how I hope to die: on my deathbed, watching 'Real Housewives of the Moon.'

Danielle Schneider

Deathbed

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Journalists said they had never seen so many funny women as leads when we did 'Hotwives' - we had a cast of…

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Funny

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I don't think we'll see a 'Real Housewives of Koreatown' anytime soon, but here's hoping.

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Here

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I recently saw HBO's 'Getting On,' and I was like, 'That's awesome.' I love that tone. It's a great show.

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Awesome

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I wanted to go to NYU because I thought that was my best path to glory. I figured it was safer to…

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Acting

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I remember being on a plane a few years ago. And me and this woman sat coldly next to each other for…

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Best

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If I feel you're funny, I want to work with you.

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Feel

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I enjoy a Prosecco. It's bubbly; it's fun. I think it goes with a lot of food.

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Enjoy

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You only ever see four women leads on TV today in the 'Housewives' shows.

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Four

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I'm an information junkie, and I don't mean that in snobby way. I'm not talking about world information. I just like to…

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Data

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I'm on Twitter, I'm on HuffPo, just any website - you go down a rabbit hole. You start out on HuffPo, then…

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Another

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