Billions Quote by Andy Borowitz Download Open image “Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.” — Andy Borowitz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Billions Funny Hours Technology
I've been told by many people that if I had a Twitter account, I would be making five hundred thousand dollars more a year. — Gaby Hoffmann Copy Share Image
Twitter is like hugging. Just because it's hard to measure the return on investment doesn't mean there isn't value there. — Tony Hsieh Copy Share Image
Twitter is not a business. I know its founders would like to think it is. It is, for the most part, a diversion. — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
Twitter was created as an open platform, an open communications ecosystem, and I hope it can stay that way. You have to be really… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
I believe there is no natural ceiling on the revenue Twitter can generate. I also believe that Twitter's reach can become more pervasive and… — Chris Sacca Copy Share Image
Twitter was like a poem. It was rich, real and spontaneous. It really fit my style. In a year and a half, I tweeted… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
The thing I really like about Twitter is the speed with which information reaches me. You find out things from Twitter long before they're… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
I think when people twitter 20 or 30 times per day, that's too much. They are boxing everyone else out, and people stop following… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
Clearly there's value in Twitter and Facebook; otherwise, none of us would be involved in it. — Eric Bischoff Copy Share Image
As for Twitter, I've found that you have to learn how to make it add value rather than subtract hours from one's day. Certainly,… — Howard Rheingold Copy Share Image
Twitter is hard to evaluate. They have a lot of potential. It's a horribly mismanaged company—probably a lot of pot-smoking going on there. But… — Peter Thiel Copy Share Image
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.' — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a)… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
US Airways made an $8 billion bid for Delta, including $4 billion in cash and $4 billion in lost luggage. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace. — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
As far as Japan is concerned, I want to help all of our allies, but we are losing billions and billions of dollars. We… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to… — Arthur Bloch Copy Share Image
Right now, the government is spending billions of dollars supporting the problem-makers in the U.S. economy - the polluters, despoilers, incarcerators, and warmongers. — Van Jones Copy Share Image
If Jesus is the Son of God in human flesh, He's one of a kind of the 13 billions of people who have ever lived. — Tim LaHaye Copy Share Image
Here we were talking about economic development, about investing billions of dollars in various programs, and I could see it wasn't billions of dollars… — Muhammad Yunus Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks they've won the Magical Belief Lottery. Everyone thinks they more or less have a handle on things, that they, as opposed to… — R. Scott Bakker Copy Share Image
Most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily wallowing in the troubles and sins of five… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The idea of spontaneous generation of life in its present form is therefore highly improbable even to the scale of the billions of years… — Ilya Prigogine Copy Share Image
To defy heredity is to defy billions of years, to defy the first cell — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
When I look at the human brain I'm still in awe of it. Every single time you lift off the bone and open the… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
