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Pete Davidson

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[Wikipedia] Peter Michael Davidson is an American comedian, actor, and writer. He began his career in the early 2010s with minor guest roles on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Friends of the People, Guy Code, and Wild 'n Out before being hired as a cast member on the NBC late-night sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live

Quotes by Pete Davidson

I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at…

High school

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There are people for everybody, and luckily, I found mine.

Everybody

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I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes -…

Enjoy

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I got rid of Twitter, and I got rid of Facebook.

Facebook

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There have been a couple of times when kids that weren't nice to me in high school are like, 'Hey, man!' And…

Children

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When my dad died, I had to go to therapy.

Dad

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I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already…

Every day

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I don't let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It's not a way to introduce yourself. So…

Crazy

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I feel like every time I tweet, I lose money.

Feel

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I have no idea how to do sketches, believe it or not.

Believe

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I don't like going out. I'm more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don't like leaving; I…

Leaving

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I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind.

Day

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I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy.

Really happy

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It's not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts.

Lit

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I get nervous all the time. The only time I'm not nervous is onstage, which is weird.

Nervous

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I feel bad for kids growing up that, like, their favorite rapper is Lil Yachty.

Bad

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I don't want idiots in my audience. So if me coming forward with what my beliefs are is what you need to…

Ass

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I always wanted my stand-up to feel like not just a show, but like you're hanging out with someone for an hour.…

Always

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Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Funny

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You can't say whatever you want on network television.

Network

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I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying.…

Class clown

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I'm not making fun of it because I want to make fun of it. I'm making fun of it so I feel…

Feel better

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I really wish that I was, like, strong enough to not go online.

Enough

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I'm the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I'm completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not…

Around

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I'm not the first person to say this, but communication at 'SNL' - I don't want to say it's not good, but…

Ask questions

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