Always Quote by Pete Davidson

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to…

— Adam Sandler

I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that, or it's like this, and…

— Dylan Moran

I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I do love stand up, but I don't like talking.

— Ayo Edebiri

I only do a show when there's somebody I want to talk to.

— Jerry Seinfeld

The thing about stand-up is that it's so easy. You just show up and talk. But you can get lazy doing that.

— Jimmy Dore

Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.

— Jack Black

I like to do talk show appearances where I get to just be myself, and I do stand-up where I can completely be myself.…

— Norm MacDonald

I actually always try to have a moment in my show where I can just lay down on stage and talk to people for…

— Madonna Ciccone

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

— Chris Rock

I really like doing stand-up, because it gives you an immense amount of freedom. You haven't got anyone telling you what to do. It's…

— Sean Lock

When you're doing stand-up, you achieve an intimacy with the audience you can't get on TV. There's not a better feeling in the entire…

— Bill Engvall