Arthritis Quote by Jack Benny Download Open image “I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.” — Jack Benny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arthritis Deserve Funny
There are some people who feel that they deserve a particular award or recognition, but I don't fall in that category. — Mithali Raj Copy Share Image
Awards are not something that I measure my work by. I've been so fortunate and I've gotten to do such terrific things that it… — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
Awards are not something that I measure my work by. I've been so fortunate and I've gotten to do such terrific things that it… — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
I'm not a great believer in awards-of course the fact that I've never won one has nothing to do with it at all! — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
I don't want awards. I am not saying this like it's a case of sour grapes. It isn't. I have been to a couple… — Emraan Hashmi Copy Share Image
What kind of recognition do I deserve? I don't deserve any recognition. — Vincent D'Onofrio Copy Share Image
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents -… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I had already developed inherited back problems. I had degenerative disk disease, a form of scoliosis, arthritis. And I truly believe that if it… — Jose Canseco Copy Share Image
I was, indeed, forced to take a break for two years. I was down with arthritis and hormonal imbalance. To add to my woes,… — Mumtaj Copy Share Image
“Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
I hoped our lives would continue this way forever, but inevitably the past came knocking. Not the good kind that was collectible but the… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I take a multivitamin, I take extra C, I take chondroitin and glucosamine for my joints, I take calcium for my bones. And by… — Raquel Welch Copy Share Image
My back is riddled with arthritis and I have no feeling in my neck. I have hardly any mobility. — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
I did a little bit of cocaine in the Eighties, courtesy of John Belushi, but fortunately I didn’t like it. But I smoked marijuana… — James Garner Copy Share Image
It's better to be dead, or even perfectly well, than to suffer from the wrong affliction. The man who owns up to arthritis in… — John Forbes Nash Copy Share Image
