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“I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.” quote by Jack Benny — Download Open image

“I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.”

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