Humor Quote by Jack Benny Download Open image “Gags die, humor doesn't.” — Jack Benny ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Comedy is all about the character. When you're too focused on the gags, the character suffers, and you don't get the laugh. Comedy has… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate and how… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
“Most people don't understand what humor is. They think it's something lighthearted and cheerful. Like 'good humor.' But it isn't. It's looking into the… — B.G. Harlen Copy Share Image
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
When you talk about the world's greatest entertainer you have to say Al Jolson because there was no one like him. Only Judy Garland… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I'm living in a very modest place. I have a room over-looking beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I thought it was better than paying Claridge's prices… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents -… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
