Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Kentucky Gag Order is a great band, there's stuff here and there that you catch that is cool. — Eyedea Copy Share Image
Letters to absence can a voice impart, And lend a tongue when distance gags the heart. — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her? — Nicky Campbell Copy Share Image
How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to [do it] today. There's always tomorrow.'? — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I won't stop talking. I am a girl you have no control over. There is not a gag big enough to handle… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
But a public oration is an escapade, a non-committal, an apology, a gag, and not a communication, not a speech, not a… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The gag rule is, is that if any program receiving United States funding for Family Planning cannot mention, cannot speak the word… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I often think it can often be very difficult for comedians to revisit the same gag. I think Russell's a bit more… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
One of the challenges with series TV is not to give everyone all the punchlines, all the gags and all the fun… — Bruno Heller Copy Share Image
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan,… — Guy Steele Copy Share Image
In a 22-page comic, figuring an average of four to five panels a page and a couple of full-page shots, a writer… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
When you watch an audience watching my movies, you realize that nobody laughs at the same time. Some people enjoy a beat,… — Quentin Dupieux Copy Share Image
I'm going to take off your gag.And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
In the name of religious freedom, relativists have banished religion from the public square. They say they have to destroy public displays… — Robert H. Knight Copy Share Image
In this land of unlimited opportunity, a place where, to paraphrase Woody Allen, any man or woman can realize greatness as a… — Vincent Canby Copy Share Image
The gag rule must be eliminated, and it's just the gag rule, we're not talking now even about funding abortion. We're talking… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
When the invasion began, the British public was called upon to 'support' troops sent illegally and undemocratically to kill people with whom… — John Pilger Copy Share Image
The news might be single-handedly trying to bring about an environmental catastrophe, which it will then report on. Super injunctions are interesting… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
The fascinating thing about the studio was that there was no story department. They would put a little notice up on the… — Walter Lantz Copy Share Image
The U.S. intelligence community is palsied by lawyers. When we were going to capture Osama bin Laden, for example, the lawyers were… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
The contemporary tendency in our society is to base our distribution on scarcity, which has vanished, and to compress our abundance into… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
A lot of the content that goes directly to the internet, or is web-created content, is very hand-held video where you can… — Joseph McGinty Nichol Copy Share Image
The copy of an ad is merely a punning gag to distract the critical faculties while the image of the product goes… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?' — Edgar Wright Copy Share Image
I love sight gags and broad stuff, but you can get to such a subtle degree, especially with CG animation. — Peter Sohn Copy Share Image
I feel like 90% of the gags in the Muppets are to do with their mouths being not quite closed. Just permanent gormlessness. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Everyone talks about the gags, but the most difficult thing is coming up with the stories. You have to learn to do… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
But it's hard to talk about art. Maybe there should be a law against it, some First Amendment gag order like crying… — Stanley Elkin Copy Share Image
You have to take the horror seriously but there's gags aplenty. Most people, when they do horror it's just grim. — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
We see it in attempts on Capitol Hill to impose gag rules on rules on doctors on what they can say to… — Dick Durbin Copy Share Image
When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a… — Amber Rose Copy Share Image
[Abdellatif Laâbi] was a poet and worked as a high school teacher; and although he hadn't broken any laws, the Moroccan government… — Andre Naffis-Sahely Copy Share Image
![“How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to [do it] today. There's always tomorrow.'?” quote by A. J. Jacobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e66/a-j-jacobs-2-13695_gags_how-do-you-gag-the-voice-in-your-head-th_513635.jpg)
![“I started pulling gags on Al [Pachino]. That was the moment I realized that he was absolutely out of his mind. I mean that he's certifiably insane. I wouldn't spend a night in a room where he's at.” quote by Johnny Depp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/75e/johnny-depp-658_als_i-started-pulling-gags-on-al-pachino-tha_2111738.jpg)
![“The gag rule must be eliminated, and it's just the gag rule, we're not talking now even about funding abortion. We're talking about, you know, counseling and speaking, so that's one. That can be reversed by an executive order. [George W.]Bush put it in the first day he got in office. We hope that…” quote by Eleanor Smeal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cf5/eleanor-smeal-14458_abortion_the-gag-rule-must-be-eliminated-and-it-s_1475452.jpg)
![“[Abdellatif Laâbi] was a poet and worked as a high school teacher; and although he hadn't broken any laws, the Moroccan government was determined to "gag" him - I use the term specifically since one of my favorite sequences of his is entitled "The Poem Beneath The Gag."” quote by Andre Naffis-Sahely](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/83d/andre-naffis-sahely-20813_broken_abdellatif-la-bi-was-a-poet-and-worked-a_1533931.jpg)