Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
When I eat cilantro, it's like someone sprayed perfume down my throat. It closes up my throat, even if there's only a… — Amber Rose Copy Share Image
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm going to take off your gag.And if you try to bite me or grab me or anything, I'll hit you with… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
Kentucky Gag Order is a great band, there's stuff here and there that you catch that is cool. — Eyedea Copy Share Image
In a 22-page comic, figuring an average of four to five panels a page and a couple of full-page shots, a writer… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
The fascinating thing about the studio was that there was no story department. They would put a little notice up on the… — Walter Lantz Copy Share Image
The gag rule is, is that if any program receiving United States funding for Family Planning cannot mention, cannot speak the word… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
If a footballer presents himself as a family man and goes and has sex with a prostitute, should he gag her? — Nicky Campbell Copy Share Image
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was the quarter from behind the ear gag. He would never put the time in. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
In the name of religious freedom, relativists have banished religion from the public square. They say they have to destroy public displays… — Robert H. Knight Copy Share Image
How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to [do it] today. There's always tomorrow.'? — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
I think the strangest thing probably is when I went to Japan, and I don't know what the hell I was eating,… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
I often think it can often be very difficult for comedians to revisit the same gag. I think Russell's a bit more… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Identity is a bag and a gag. Yet it exists for me with all the force of a fatal disease. Obviously I… — Judith Perelman Rossner Copy Share Image
You have to take the horror seriously but there's gags aplenty. Most people, when they do horror it's just grim. — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
We see it in attempts on Capitol Hill to impose gag rules on rules on doctors on what they can say to… — Dick Durbin Copy Share Image
The copy of an ad is merely a punning gag to distract the critical faculties while the image of the product goes… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
The U.S. intelligence community is palsied by lawyers. When we were going to capture Osama bin Laden, for example, the lawyers were… — Michael Scheuer Copy Share Image
The contemporary tendency in our society is to base our distribution on scarcity, which has vanished, and to compress our abundance into… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
One would have to say "in the end everything is a gag, etc" because everything is infinitely more than just a gag.… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
The gag rule must be eliminated, and it's just the gag rule, we're not talking now even about funding abortion. We're talking… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
I won't stop talking. I am a girl you have no control over. There is not a gag big enough to handle… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
