A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
One would have to say "in the end everything is a gag, etc" because everything is infinitely more than just a gag.… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Identity is a bag and a gag. Yet it exists for me with all the force of a fatal disease. Obviously I… — Judith Perelman Rossner Copy Share Image
There is a relationship between humor and fear. Think of all the gags you ever heard that have to do with dismemberment,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My role is almost a sight-gag. I have to be a woman to sing the lyrics "I am a man" to have… — Max von Essen Copy Share Image
I think the strangest thing probably is when I went to Japan, and I don't know what the hell I was eating,… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
...I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people. — Darlene Cates Copy Share Image
If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who,… — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
It's a corny old gag about Las Vegas, the temporal city if there ever was one, trying to camouflage the hours and… — Michael Herr Copy Share Image
I was just interested in directing. So I just kept having a go at trying to write little scripts and get things… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
The Hillary team is driving around in a van. Sometimes people get those gag bumper stickers put on their van. Hillary has… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Money is a terrible blab; she will betray the secrets of her owner, whatever he do to gag her. His virtues will… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I was very young and first worked in Hollywood, the films had bred in me one sole ambition: to get away… — Anita Loos Copy Share Image
It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People… — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
It's been a while. I haven't seen the actual gag reel they put on the DVD. I just saw the DVD myself,… — Emily Deschanel Copy Share Image
If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I don't think it's aiming at gags, I think the humour is woven into it. It's part of how the characters operate… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
Almost everything is in the movie [The Hangover]. I think the fun little Easter eggs on the DVD will be sort of… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
“The strangest thing. I came to the end of other people so quickly. Each new person was like a glass of water,… — Arthur Phillips Copy Share Image
Tell me why it is that a toddler will gag over a perfectly wonderful breakfast of ham, eggs, biscuits, juice, and jelly.… — James Dobson Copy Share Image
My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
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