Danny McBride

My first job was at an amusement park in Virginia. It was the worst. I loved the park but once I'd worked…

— Danny McBride

I went to film school so I have a writing and directing background, and I think a lot of the material I'm…

— Danny McBride

I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife…

— Danny McBride

I think maybe we should just sit here quietly now, not say anything and let you just kinda contemplate on the news…

— Danny Mcbride

But obviously you don't want to just be the guy who comes in and sort of spices up every movie. So yeah,…

— Danny McBride

Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.

— Danny Mcbride

How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash can?

— Danny Mcbride

But for me, personally, I didn't have any ambitions to become an actor. I'm interested in getting behind the camera.

— Danny McBride

So I'm gonna go ahead and go, but I'm not gonna stop yelling, because then that'll mean I lost the fight!

— Danny Mcbride

And I'm always surprised when people have seen 'The Foot Fist Way', so when people bring that up, I'm always surprised that's…

— Danny McBride

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

— Danny McBride

I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro.

— Danny Mcbride

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition.

— Danny Mcbride

I always get forwarded these weird pictures of people getting Kenny Powers tattoos. That's probably the craziest thing I've ever seen: Somebody…

— Danny McBride

All right, same rules as last time. No catching feelings, I'm damaged good so you will have my body but you will…

— Danny Mcbride

In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they…

— Danny McBride

And I'm a pretty avid photographer, I've been into photography for years now, so I try to spend some of my free…

— Danny McBride

I've had a lot of memories in my life, and sometimes you kinda have to dump small ones to make room for…

— Danny Mcbride

This is me every night dude, just staring at buttholes and getting a buzz on.

— Danny Mcbride

You know, a lot of those angry sort of Southern man characters that I've been doing are based on different people I…

— Danny McBride

You wanna fight you do it on your own time, in a parking lot somewhere, not in a school, surrounded by books.

— Danny Mcbride

Oh you like 3D? Well here's a burrito, comin right at you.

— Danny Mcbride

I can't even remember not wanting to go to film school.

— Danny McBride

I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way.

— Danny Mcbride

Sometimes you gotta wash away the paint, and reveal to the world the jackass that is hiding beneath.

— Danny Mcbride