Funny Quote by Jack Benny

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

— Jack Benny

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

— Ilona Andrews

I was a kind of hyper-intense person in my twenties and very impatient.

— Bill Gates

Suddenly I become filled with a consuming impatience to be gone.

— Erich Maria Remarque

A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both…

— David Sedaris

I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I'm glad I waited for the right person, because you look…

— Joe Jonas

The first time I had sex, I didn't know what I was doing. It was a relief when the whole thing was over after…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas. I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.

— Kanye West

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

— Adam Carolla

I worked regularly from very early on, and some of it was probably a bit premature.

— Julia Stiles

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

— Yogi Berra

I missed one meeting probably out of my whole career. But at the end of the day, once again, we're not perfect.

— DeSean Jackson