Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist! — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time. — Gary W. Keller Copy Share Image
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Usually the way to screw up some good fishing is to have a tournament. This just keeps getting better and better. — David Walker Copy Share Image
One chance, One life. Make it or screw it up, it's your choice. Don't wait to long or your time will be… — Stephen Burt Copy Share Image
Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything. — Mark Thornton Copy Share Image
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You've got to have the guts to not be afraid to screw up. The guys who win are the ones who are… — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
There’s too much to be done. I need to know– (Jericho) No. (Delphine) No, you d’in. (Jericho) Yes, I di’id. Don’t make… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I hunt deer because they aren't capable of higher forms of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
There, that's better. Now you look like the wild scrub that fell into my life." "Because you loosened the vent's screws." "Best.… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
But in reality the point of free speech is for the stuff that’s over the line, and strikingly unbalanced. If free speech… — Mark Steyn Copy Share Image
Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks,… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
Don’t worry about it. We’re used to being told to go screw ourselves. And that’s from the people who actually like us.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
In today's economy there are no experts, no 'best and brightest' with all the answers. It's up to each one of us.… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
As the component parts of all new machines may be said to be old[,] it is a nice discriminating judgment, which discovers… — Robert Fulton Copy Share Image
“If we are so contemptibly selfish that we can’t radiate a little happiness and pass on a bit of honest appreciation without… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
Tabitha blinked innocently. "Why is your consort speaking to me without my having addressed him first?" she asked Kaia. "Have you not… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
It is a common thing to screw up justice to the pitch of an injury. A man may be over-righteous, and why… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
I talk very slow. I move very slow. I definitely have that Southern drawl and although I never necessarily participated in the… — Solange Knowles Copy Share Image
If you're new to the smoking game, the first dish I suggest you smoke would be a pork shoulder. Unlike brisket or… — Steven Raichlen Copy Share Image
One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
What feeling feels like over time. An attempt to screw up what feeling feels like over time. Heartbreak and a high C…… — Stephen Dunn Copy Share Image
It's possible that we'll screw up the climate so badly that most of us will die and a few breeding pairs will… — Dale Jamieson Copy Share Image
All the books that were being published by African-American guys were saying 'screw whitey', or some variation of that. Not the scholars… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Some day there may be... machinery that needs but to be wound up and sent roaming o'er hill and dale, through fields… — Edward Steichen Copy Share Image
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