A speaker is like a lousy auto mechanic: Every time he fixes something in the language, he screws up something else. — Joseph H. Greenberg Copy Share Image
We all screw up. Everyone makes mistakes. That’s what she did. It was bad judgment, that’s all. You don’t cut off the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Forbes magazine has named Mel Gibson this year's most powerful celebrity. ... Forbes' least powerful celebrity? [Miller displayed the widely circulated image… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Expecting anybody else?" Shane asked Eve. "Your distant cousin Jack the Ripper dropping by too?" "Screw you, Collins. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Oosthuizen's red spot is a classic example of what's known in sports psychology as a process goal--a technique by which the athlete… — Kevin Dutton Copy Share Image
When fans get very passionate about a movie, they just want you to do it well. They don't want you to screw… — Nina Jacobson Copy Share Image
The pretty nurse had just injected her with something that totally rocked, and if she wanted to think about boinking a bronzed,… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
If the best way to learn to succeed is to fail as fast as possible, then the second-best way is to watch… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
Bad restaurants find unique ways to be bad. Good ones are good in the same way: good food, nice staff, a pleasant… — Jay Rayner Copy Share Image
Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Actors tend to get in their own way, a lot. A lot of times you will do things that will screw up… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
If you're not playing a big enough game, you'll screw up the game you're playing just to give yourself something to do. — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
The marker of those who understand the gospel of Jesus Christ is that, when they stumble and fall, when they screw up,… — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
Given enough time humans will screw up Wikipedia just as they have screwed up everything else, but so far it's not too… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
[On women's role in the home:] Every wife, mother and housekeeper feels at present that there is some screw loose in the… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes. — Don Drysdale Copy Share Image
Nobody's happy. What's happy? Happiness is over when the lights come on." The older woman poured herself a glass of sangria. "Screw… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
Don’t worry about it. We’re used to being told to go screw ourselves. And that’s from the people who actually like us.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up. — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up! — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Here! 'Not thread nor glue, not nails nor screws, will ever self and shadow wed.' Helpful, those poet-types. Perhaps this one: 'Seek… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
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