I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
We create the government that screws you, and then you're supposed to thank us for protecting you from it. — Vin Weber Copy Share Image
General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything… — Marvin Minsky Copy Share Image
If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back. — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Id rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body. — Mike Shinoda Copy Share Image
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad. — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
I didn't have a teenage or early-20s experience that was free and without worry. I missed the screw-everything, have-a-good-time phase. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
I think you have to have a little bit of a screw loose to think that you can [become an actor] because… — Linda Cardellini Copy Share Image
You have to give them unconditional love. They need to know that even if they screw up, you love them. You don't… — Alfie Kohn Copy Share Image
For me to be pompous is the most horrible thing in the world. It's like putting a wall around you. It screws… — Jean Pigozzi Copy Share Image
Anybody who witnesses the suffering of animals and has a glimmer of hope of reducing that suffering can't take the position that… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
I might screw up, I might embarrass you, I might yell at you, but I will never, ever stop loving you. You're… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
The music world has taken a huge dump, so maybe there's a connection. So if Apple decided to do this, maybe they… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
If it makes you feel better, you can tell me to screw off if you want to refuse anything, but I hope… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
I remember vividly my student days, spending hours at the light microscope, turning endlessly the micrometric screw, and gazing at the blurred… — Albert Claude Copy Share Image
To [Democrats], government's everything, controlling it, expanding it is everything. And it's not to us [the Republicans]. So they leave nothing to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The United Nations four or five years ago put out a study that said the meat industry, meat-eating, growing meat for food… — Maggie Q Copy Share Image
When you can dump a load of bricks on a corner lot, and let me watch them arrange themselves into a house… — Bruce Barton Copy Share Image
It is the nature of being the general manager of a baseball team that you have to remain on familiar terms with… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
I am pragmatic. That which works, works, and theory can go screw itself. However, my pragmatism also extends to maintainability, which is… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
Stand up, speak out, and be bold. Screw political correctness. Never let them tell you to sit down and shut up. — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
Bloody Hammer is a screw capitalism song about college kids banging hammers on top of the roof. — Roky Erickson Copy Share Image
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. — David Spade Copy Share Image
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other people. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.' — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway. — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up… — Tracy Letts Copy Share Image
Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private. — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
I admire people who just do the right thing, not looking to screw people up. I love all people. — Jessica Hahn Copy Share Image
The work ... was ... so blinding that I could scarcely see afterwards, and the difficulty was increased by the fact that… — Ronald Ross Copy Share Image
...he hopes that maybe it'll make people a little less scared of two boys kissing than they were before, and a little… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
I hate when counselors and teachers blame everything on low self-esteem in teens. Some of us actually have self-esteem, believe it or… — Niki Burnham Copy Share Image
Racing is bulging at the seams with pure nutball characters, men who can drink more, screw more, fight more, laugh more, joke… — Brock Yates Copy Share Image
Electronics were rascals, and they lay awake nights trying to find some way to screw you during the day. You could not… — Ernest K. Gann Copy Share Image
Many intelligent people, when about to write . . . , force on their minds a certain notion about style, just as… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image