Bulbs Quote by Bill Bailey

Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark.

— Anonymous

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

Light that is One though the lamps be many.

— Robin Williamson

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually…

— John E. Douglas

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What…

— Erma Bombeck

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

— Steven Wright

Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What…

— Erma Bombeck

I never once failed at making a light bulb. I just found out 99 ways not to make one.

— Thomas A. Edison

“How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to find the bulb, and the other twelve to hold…

— Cathy Glass

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as the lightbulb wants to change.

— Mary Pipher

I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.

— Thomas A. Edison

I believe that two and two arefour and that four and four are eight.

— Anonymous