Blokes Quote by Bill Bailey Download Open image “Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!” — Bill Bailey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blokes Comedy Funny Happens Humor Outcomes Pubs Things happen Three
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format' — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.… — Meee Copy Share Image
3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle,… — Syntific Copy Share Image
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife… — Horla Copy Share Image
Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth. A… — SUPERMAN Copy Share Image
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I did a show in this tiny town called Longyearbyen. We went snowmobiling around Svalbard and saw Arctic foxes, snow bunting, polar bear footprints… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I hate getting ill, it irritates me so I try to stay reasonably healthy. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
There is something very poignant about plastic bags. These lonely plastic bags that gradually disintegrate. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
At college, I felt frustrated thinking three years was a long time and I just wanted a job but afterwards I was in employment… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I am pretty laid-back as a parent, but I do like a lot of activity. So I am constantly suggesting things to do that… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
You spend a lot more time on your own as an only child. And there's space to allow your imagination to take flight. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Thierry Henry on a truly wonderful career. One of the great footballers of our time and a top bloke. Bonne chance. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
Maybe if I'd not been able to kick a ball it would have been different, but I doubt it because all my mates are… — Robbie Fowler Copy Share Image
Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a great bloke.… — Howard Wilkinson Copy Share Image
Good big blokes are better than good little blokes. Then again, good little blokes are better than dud big blokes. And dud big blokes… — Bob Dwyer Copy Share Image
That did it. I'd gone through a lot in the past few days. Everyone I met seemed to want a piece of me: djinn,… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't be further… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've… — Nick Moran Copy Share Image
When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's a drug… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that. — Bryan Brown Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of times which… — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
