Bits Quote by Bill Bailey

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

— Bill Bailey

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to…

— Bill Bailey

Three men walk into a bar. You think the third one would of seen it.

— Anonymous

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

— Bill Bailey

A pub can be a magical place.

— Rhys Ifans

Let me just say, I've seen a pub or two.

— Don Johnson

Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go.

— Lee Mack

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a…

— Frank Carson

The best comedy you can ever have is when you're in the pub with your mates. You can never beat that. That's what I…

— Lee Mack

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

— Kathy Lette

Pubs create an environment for people to react, for families, friends to go and meet.

— Jimmy Bullard

To play the leading man in a 'Three Stooges' movie, you've got to think funny. Thank God I think funny.

— Adam West