Bits Quotes by Jon Stewart

8 Bits quotes by Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart’s eight quick takes on “bits” deliver his signature satire, turning a technical term into a playful jab at culture and media.

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I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.

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When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only person onstage and it's all your thing. It's very gladiatorial. Obviously,…

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I'm a bit down. Liza Minelli and David Gest, I don't know how it didn't work out. How can a man who…

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Attorney General John Ashcroft bid farewell to the Justice Department with a goodbye address. The voluntary resignation came as a bit of…

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Most Americans don't live their lives solely as Democrats or Republicans or conservatives or liberals. Most Americans live their lives that are…

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The goals for me have changed somewhat. There's a bit of seduction to the idea of being on network, but it got…

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I feel like the only thing that I can do, and I've been fired from enough jobs, that I'm pretty confident in…

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I think that, if we do anything in a positive sense for the world, is provide one little bit of context, that's…

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A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.

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