Israel Quotes by Jon Stewart

[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.

— Jon Stewart

Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

— Jon Stewart

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

— Jon Stewart

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

— Jon Stewart

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is…(seriously thinking about it)…%#@&!

— Jon Stewart

We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.

— Jon Stewart

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people…

— Jon Stewart

Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we…

— Jon Stewart

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims there are no homosexuals in Iran, just like there are no gay conservatives in the US.

— Jon Stewart

Bill Russell, a famous philosopher from Boston Celtics once "When things go bad, things go bad." The [Iraq] war was terribly mismanaged-it…

— Jon Stewart

In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and…

— Jon Stewart

The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. It should also be noted that…

— Jon Stewart

In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam,…

— Jon Stewart

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been…

— Jon Stewart

(Terrorists) are planning to disrupt our democratic process. It's scary I know, but we're not going to let al Qaeda tell us…

— Jon Stewart

Nineteen people flew into the towers. It seems hard for me to imagine that we could go to war enough to make…

— Jon Stewart

There's a disconnect there between - you're telling me this [war in Iraq] is fight of our generation, and you're going to…

— Jon Stewart

Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gathering dubbed the 'Iraqi Military…

— Jon Stewart

In my head, thought, I would love to do an interview where it's just sort of de-constructed - the talking points of…

— Jon Stewart

I think that's why they're so really - here's the disconnect. It's sort of this odd and I've always had this problem…

— Jon Stewart

With the situation in Iraq growing ever more dangerous, the 34-member Coalition of The Willing are, one by one, dropping out to…

— Jon Stewart

Nazi Germany was so destructive to Judaism not only for the loss of life, but because many who survived began to see…

— Jon Stewart