Hair Quote by Jon Stewart

Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.

— Jon Stewart

I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.

— Jon Stewart

I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

— Jon Stewart

I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even…

— Jon Stewart

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

— Jon Stewart

While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and…

— Jon Stewart

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back…

— Jon Stewart

You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!

— Jon Stewart

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

— Jon Stewart

A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.

— Jon Stewart

Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.

— Jon Stewart

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.'…

— Jon Stewart