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Christmas Quote by Jon Stewart

“Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So…” quote by Jon Stewart — Download Open image

“Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.' I suppose you could say 'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy New Year,' but you probably have sh*t to do.”

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