Trump Quotes by Jon Stewart

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

— Jon Stewart

Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.

— Jon Stewart

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

— Jon Stewart

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

— Jon Stewart

I don't consider myself a serious and social political critic.

— Jon Stewart

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

— Jon Stewart

If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee…

— Jon Stewart

Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year,…

— Jon Stewart

Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman…

— Jon Stewart

Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the…

— Jon Stewart

The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.

— Jon Stewart

Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining…

— Jon Stewart

If Obama's a tyrant, then he's pretty lame for a tyrant. How many tyrants do you know that really suffer because they…

— Jon Stewart

I wonder who really is the change candidate? It can't be both of them [Hillary Clinton & Barak Obama]. What would be…

— Jon Stewart

President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion:…

— Jon Stewart

GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him…

— Jon Stewart

The conversation that the Senate and the House are having with the President [Barack Obama] was very similar to the conversation that…

— Jon Stewart

If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a…

— Jon Stewart

Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax…

— Jon Stewart

All I'm saying is [John McCain] cannot look a soldier in the eye and say "Questioning the president is less supportive to…

— Jon Stewart

Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as 'job creator.' You can't…

— Jon Stewart

Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean was all smiles, well smirks, after picking up the endorsement of former Vice President Al Gore at…

— Jon Stewart

“Each party has a platform--a pre-fixed menu of beliefs making up its worldview. The candidate can choose one of the two platforms,…

— Jon Stewart

If I was to really get at the burr in my saddle, it's not politics - and this is, I think, probably…

— Jon Stewart

The Republican party is the party of nostalgia. It seeks to return America to a simpler, more innocent and moral past that…

— Jon Stewart

The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a…

— Jon Stewart

[John McCain] didn't believe me. I think anybody who's been in a POW camp for five years can - take eight minutes…

— Jon Stewart

Really, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States…

— Jon Stewart

If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the…

— Jon Stewart

If there was one lesson to be drawn from Bush's appearance (on 'Meet the Press') it's that he doesn't have to be…

— Jon Stewart

They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll…

— Jon Stewart

It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at…

— Jon Stewart

[John McCain] stopped connecting and just looked at my chest and decided, "I'm just gonna continue to talk about honor and duty…

— Jon Stewart

I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the…

— Jon Stewart

Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper…

— Jon Stewart

While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed…

— Jon Stewart

Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people…

— Jon Stewart