Funny Quote by Jon Stewart Download Open image “We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.” — Jon Stewart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Good luck Luck Nouns Terror War War on terror
The war on terror is a fight that we did not start, but it is one that we shall finish. — Nick Lampson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't call it America's war on terror. Terrorism is our own fight as well, and if it coincides with the American agenda or… — Shehbaz Sharif Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as a war against terrorism. It's idiotic. These are slogans. These are lies. It's advertising, which is the only art… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
War on terror' is a misnomer. It would be like calling America's involvement in World War II a 'war on kamikazism.' Terrorism, like kamikazism,… — Dinesh D'Souza Copy Share Image
The war on terror, rebranded under Obama as the "Overseas Contingency Operation," has morphed into war on democracy. — Henry Giroux Copy Share Image
"Terrorism" is what we call the violence of the weak, and we condemn it; "war" is what we call the violence of the strong,… — Sydney J. Harris Copy Share Image
What really alarms me about President Bush's 'War on Terrorism' is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is… — Terry Jones Copy Share Image
The war against terror is every bit as important as our fight against fascism in World War II. Or our struggle against the spread… — Jim Bunning Copy Share Image
I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty! — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.'… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image