Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette First place Copy Share Image
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. — Kathy Lette Believe Copy Share Image
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras. — Kathy Lette Bras Copy Share Image
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. — Kathy Lette Brilliant Copy Share Image
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains. — Kathy Lette Brain Copy Share Image
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch. — Kathy Lette Ifs Copy Share Image
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home. — Kathy Lette Absolutely nothing Copy Share Image
Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist. — Kathy Lette Illness Copy Share Image
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette Allergic Copy Share Image
dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are. — Kathy Lette Heartache Copy Share Image
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying… — Kathy Lette Cards Copy Share Image
Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women… — Kathy Lette Judging Copy Share Image
“When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table… — Kathy Lette Humour Copy Share Image
Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris… — Kathy Lette Age Copy Share Image
“I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and… — Kathy Lette Father time Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Blokes Copy Share Image
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force. — Kathy Lette Every woman Copy Share Image
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels. — Kathy Lette Breastfeeding Copy Share Image
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love. — Kathy Lette Courses Copy Share Image
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. — Kathy Lette Happiness Copy Share Image
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day. — Kathy Lette Bondage Copy Share Image
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. — Kathy Lette Birthday Copy Share Image
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex. — Kathy Lette Hollywood Copy Share Image
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear… — Kathy Lette Children Copy Share Image
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell… — Kathy Lette Age Copy Share Image
“Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is… — Kathy Lette Aboriginal Copy Share Image
“I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the… — Kathy Lette Humour Copy Share Image
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed… — Kathy Lette Bases Copy Share Image
