Funny marriage Quote by Kathy Lette Download Open image “Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!” — Kathy Lette ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Jokes
Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing… — Agnes Varda Copy Share Image
I don't tell sexist jokes at parties any more.They're too complicated for women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Humor relies on the traditions of a society. It takes what we know and it twists it. ... Because women are on the ground… — Liza Donnelly Copy Share Image
Women are often pushed into the idea that they write softer, more character-driven jokes. — Allison Silverman Copy Share Image
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while… — Dorothy Richardson Copy Share Image
Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? . . .… — Naomi Weisstein Copy Share Image
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you… — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
“When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.'" - Lockie” — Kathy Lette Copy Share
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
