Funny marriage Quote by Nishan Panwar Download Open image “Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!” — Nishan Panwar ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Humor Marriage Men and women
Husband and Wife lifes are juz like settin up Workshop! Husband workin hard and Wife shoppin hard! =P — Mysterio Copy Share Image
“The secret to a good marriage is grocery shopping . It's a boring duty , you will always bond with someone you struggle together… — Gerald Lanteigne Copy Share Image
“The bride who wants to do her full job will plan from the start to create the kind of home her husband wants, and… — Ellen Baker Copy Share Image
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Marriage is a long event of perpetual change in which a man and a woman mutually build up their souls and make themselves whole. — DH Lawrence Copy Share Image
Taking notes while watching Forensic Files and Snapped. I don't want to make the same mistakes the criminals do! ;) — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The greatest gift you can give to those around you is honesty. Sometimes honest words may sting the heart, but dishonesty pierces deep into… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Sometimes the right people can make your day. They're called best friends :) — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
There isn't a sound better than your own child's laugh...There isn't a sight better than your own child's smile...and Nothing is better than being… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Silence can be the world's strongest weapon in torturing people's emotions. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Life's lessons don't come with books, notes nor instructions...just mistakes and EVERYONE makes them! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
If good things come to those who wait then I must have something ridiculously awesome coming!!! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I am not a mind reader. Please adjust your communication skills accordingly. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Never quit! It gives those who stand with you too much pain and those who stand against you too much satisfaction. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Silly me, for a while I thought I actually meant something to someone. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I already know that u know that I like u, the question is Wat r u going to do with that information. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
