Funny marriage Quotes by Sam Kinison

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

— Sam Kinison

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

— Sam Kinison

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

— Sam Kinison

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

— Sam Kinison

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

— Sam Kinison

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

— Sam Kinison

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

— Sam Kinison

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000…

— Sam Kinison

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

— Sam Kinison

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

— Sam Kinison

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

— Sam Kinison

What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when…

— Sam Kinison

I have lived a carnal life.

— Sam Kinison

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

— Sam Kinison

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't…

— Sam Kinison