Funny marriage Quote by Sam Kinison

If I ever try to get married again, shoot me.

— Hugh Hefner

I swore to Pat that I'd give up drumming when we got married, but every night I'd come home and just sit down at…

— John Bonham

Guys wanna wife me 'n' give me the ring I'll do it anywhere, anyhow,down for anything.

— Lil Kim

When I do get married again, I'm just going to take time off.

— Janet Jackson

After awhile, marriage gets a little stale and you're looking for something to scratch that a little.

— Boris Kodjoe

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

— Aries Spears

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

— Helen Rowland

How can you not love a man banging on the drums? He knows how to keep a rhythm.

— Malin Akerman

I don't know if I want to get married again.

— Doris Day

I can think of a lot better things to do with my hands than to cut them up on the rim of a drum.

— Buddy Rich

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

— Joe Murray

Once you decide to marry, you have to work at it to keep it rocking.

— Neena Gupta