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“If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.” quote by Sam Kinison
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“If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.”

Sam Kinison

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up routine, “The Marriage Talk”, 1992

He jokes about wanting a drummer to punctuate vows, mixing humor with ceremony.

In simple terms: He wants a drumbeat during wedding vows.

Key Takeaway

Don’t take rituals too seriously.

Themes

humor marriage performance celebration

Mood

playful irreverent

Type

comedic observational

When to use this quote

  • wedding planning
  • creative ceremonies
  • performance art

Key Concepts

rituals personal expression

Questions to Reflect On

  • Would you enjoy a musical element in your own ceremony?
  • How does humor affect solemn events?
A Different Perspective

Might trivialize sacred moments.

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