Sam Kinison

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

— Sam Kinison

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

— Sam Kinison

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

— Sam Kinison

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

— Sam Kinison

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

— Sam Kinison

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

— Sam Kinison

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

— Sam Kinison

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front…

— Sam Kinison

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.

— Sam Kinison

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

— Sam Kinison

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

— Sam Kinison

What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny -…

— Sam Kinison

I have lived a carnal life.

— Sam Kinison

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

— Sam Kinison

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead…

— Sam Kinison

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see…

— Sam Kinison

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

— Sam Kinison

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two…

— Sam Kinison

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been…

— Sam Kinison

Society needs a couple of vents that say what you're not supposed to say.

— Sam Kinison

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

— Sam Kinison

Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.

— Sam Kinison

There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well,…

— Sam Kinison

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

— Sam Kinison

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent…

— Sam Kinison