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Funny marriage Quote by Sam Kinison

“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” quote by Sam Kinison
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“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”

Sam Kinison

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up Comedy: Live at the Comedy Store, 1992

A joke implying that marriage is like terrorism, suggesting it’s chaotic and frightening.

In simple terms: Marriage likened to terrorism for comedic effect.

Key Takeaway

Question stereotypes about marriage.

Themes

satire marriage social commentary

Mood

irreverent provocative

Type

satirical comedian

When to use this quote

  • stand‑up routine
  • late‑night TV
  • comedy albums

Key Concepts

marriage relationships political humor

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this say about societal views on marriage?
  • Is humor a good way to discuss personal fears?
A Different Perspective

The joke can be offensive to some audiences.

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