Closets Quote by Gene Perret Download Open image “Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.” — Gene Perret ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Closets Exception Funny marriage Marriage Propositions Space Wedding anniversary
Marriage isn't a 50-50 proposition very often. It's more like 100-0 one moment and 0-100 the next. — Billie Jean King Copy Share Image
We have this rule in our marriage, there's no such thing as 50/50. Somebody is always putting in more. — Nadiya Hussain Copy Share Image
When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together, it was decided I would make all of… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
“It is the first shower that wets." "Marriage is like picking the place where you're going to live for the next fifty years by… — Tom McNeal Copy Share Image
Fifty-fifty marriages are an impossibility. They do not work. They cannot work. In marriage someone has to be the final decision maker. Someone has… — Wayne Mack Copy Share Image
Any woman who still thinks marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition is only proving that she doesn't understand either men or percentages. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For 50 percent of Americans marriage is forever, for the rest of us there is another adventure. — Barbara Feldon Copy Share Image
“Marriage is not 50-50. Divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to be 100-100. It isn't dividing everything in half, but giving everything you've got!” — Dave Willis Copy Share Image
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf… — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
I always sleep on my own. I can't sleep with somebody else. Always separate bedrooms, bathrooms and closets. I'm very individual and I want… — Bruno Tonioli Copy Share Image
I own about 300 pairs of shoes. When I start to go over 300, I have mini-sales from my closet and give the money… — Stacy London Copy Share Image
But what struck me was the book-madness of the place--books lay scattered across the unmade bed and the top of a battered-looking desk, books… — Steven Millhauser Copy Share Image
I used it in a shot where Richard Burton goes down the hall to get a gun in a closet. And I wanted to… — Haskell Wexler Copy Share Image
I feel like I've been shut in a closet, and he's on the other side, and he doesn't have the key to unlock the… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
People dance and we have a lot of music and... this might be the closet I get for a while. — Cameron Crowe Copy Share Image
Fairy tales have always been about getting through the worst of everything, the darkest and the deepest and the bloodiest of events. They are… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Friends are readily disappointed by the size of my closet. And I thought it was big! — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
All of my life, actually, I had a real strong relationship with God, but I was always in the closet about it. The only… — Sinead O'Connor Copy Share Image
SM is an art. Doing it well requires more than a bag full of expensive whips and exotic electrical toys, a closet full of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image