Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected. — Thomas Mullen Copy Share Image
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
God speaks with authority on every subject including marriage and His advice trumps Oprah's every time. — Kirk Cameron Copy Share Image
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church,"… — Scott Means Copy Share Image
It's funny when people discuss over 'love marriage' and 'arranged marriage' It is like asking a person if he would like to… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screen-saver. whenever u face a problem, see the picture and say: If I can handle… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. She got out of bed… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
I have a lot of friends who are getting married. I try to avoid talking to them about their sex lives now… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I married Mr.Right I just never new his first name was NEVER. — Nayeli B Juarez Padilla Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
