Funny marriage Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Getting married Interesting Marriage Married Men
I think you'll find, when you're married, that it isn't nearly so important for you to be interesting as it is to make your… — Patti Page Copy Share Image
“All husbands are boring... No woman with ounce of sense gets married to be entertained, she marries to be maintained.” — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
He doesn't marry a woman who is perfect. He marries the woman who is interesting. — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
Times are changed with him who marries; there are no more by-path meadows, where you may innocently linger, but the road lies long and… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
