Funny marriage Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was Always.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage
I married Mr.Right I just never new his first name was NEVER. — Nayeli B Juarez Padilla Copy Share Image
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I am the oldest of three girls and the only one not named after one of my father's ex-girlfriends. — Lisa Jewell Copy Share Image
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
My first name during my first match was 'Lena.' I was still Lena then, just because we hadn't gotten a name yet. — Nia Jax Copy Share Image
A nickname is not supposed to be your only name. I miss Jennifer a bit. — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
Maybe I should've know who she was Cause she had me at A Once Upon a time And all at once she blew my… — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
