Funny Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Mr right No idea
I married Mr.Right I just never new his first name was NEVER. — Nayeli B Juarez Padilla Copy Share Image
No, I haven't found Mr. Right. But I have met: Mr. Liar, Mr. Player, Mr. A*shole & Mr. Douchebag. — Katie Grabil Copy Share Image
No, I haven't met mr.Right. But I have met, Mr.Liar, Mr.Player, Mr.Asshole and Mr.Scumbag — Amanda Copy Share Image
The first time I was in his office was when they called me in to tell me they had changed my name. I had… — Kim Novak Copy Share Image
My first name used to be Leslie. I snipped that off and put my middle name, which was Steven, in the front. — Steven Berkoff Copy Share Image
No I havent met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude & Mr. Player. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
