Funny Quote by Mignon McLaughlin Download Open image “Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.” — Mignon McLaughlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny husband and wife Funny marriage Humorous Husband & wife Husband and wife Inspirational Know how Knows Long Marriage Men Nice Tired Wife Witty
... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Men fall into a routine when they are tired and slack: it has all the appearance of activity with few of its burdens. — Walter Lippmann Copy Share Image
Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog, watching TV,… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do. — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men forget where the way leads and what they meet with every day seems strange to them.We should not act and speak like men… — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
Talk to a woman in bed show them your caring side the frequently sexual side the relationship may encounter the word tired. - Loverboi — Kenneth Melvin Jr Copy Share Image
No woman is ever too tired for sex. Sometimes, we'd just rather spend our energy on things that we actually get something out of. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
We have a terror of seeming to exert ourselves, lest it be noticed that we exerted ourselves and did not succeed. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
So long as God reveals Himself, or doesn't, He is behaving like God. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
There are children born to be children, and others who must mark time till they can take their natural places as adults. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image