It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married. — C. Northcote Parkinson Copy Share Image
Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screen-saver. whenever u face a problem, see the picture and say: If I can handle… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You marry because you lack of judgement, and divorce because you lack of patience, and you remarry because you lack of good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife assures me she didn't sleep with Tiger Woods, but how can I believe her? — Tim Piper Copy Share Image
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go,… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — George Will Copy Share Image
People say there is no difference between complete & finish. When you marry the right one, you are complete, and when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess you'll never appreciate your freedom as a SINGLE until you finally find yourself in the four walls of MARRIAGE. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy… — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
