Funny marriage Quote by Akbar Download Open image “It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !” — Akbar ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Marriage Men Ordinary Ordinary man Wife
One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear. — John Gay Copy Share Image
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true. — Edmund Hillary Copy Share Image
I admit that Mendeleev has two wives, but I have only one Mendeleev. — Alexander III of Russia Copy Share Image
One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Most worshippers of God are intent on the advancement of their own destiny, not on His worship. In India, no one has ever claimed… — Akbar Copy Share Image
A monarch should be ever intent on conquest, lest his neighbours rise in arms against him. — Akbar Copy Share Image
The world is a Bridge, pass over it, but build no houses upon it. He who hopes for a day, may hope for eternity;… — Akbar Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
