Funny marriage Quote by Nishan Panwar

Don't ever give a room for another man to makes your wife smile.

— LAMIDI AFEEZ ABIODUN

I keep his picture on my homescreen, kitty you need a life. I'm not kidding when I say I'm gonna be his damn wife.

— Kitty Pryde

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And…

— Lyndon B. Johnson

Keep yourself away if there is a quarrel between a husband and his wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

I know I have to keep up my image. It's all about how you handle the situation.

— Tracy McGrady

Leave your wife sometimes alone if you would really love her.

— Vikrant Parsai

Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget…

— Anton Chekhov

Tell your wife often how terrific she looks.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

It's a profoundly different thing to be able to refer to the images you are taking at the time and check them out on…

— Bill Henson

Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If you can't start the day fresh, get rid of your wife.

— Mario Puzo

In order to keep your husband, you have to make time for him. Rather than going out to dinner, I like to spend time…

— Giada De Laurentiis

There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going…

— Bobby Darin