Funny marriage Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny marriage Marriage Space
Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It was only when I started to dig my heels in that I started to realize that's what I needed to do - that… — Dave Holland Copy Share Image
I feel like I've been shut in a closet, and he's on the other side, and he doesn't have the key to unlock the… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Never have I got on better with my flatmates than when our landlord installed a dodgy deadlock and locked us out of our flat… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
Whenever we would get in fights he would hide my purse and keys so I couldn't leave. He once took the carseats so that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somtimes, Having everything locked up inside, Isn't the best thing..Because, Now, I've just caused alot by leaving everything locked up inside.. — TheShadowOfhell Copy Share Image
It's vital to have your own space so you aren't constantly in each other's pockets. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
Will never told me he was doing this, but I think he kept distance to let me explore and really feel like it was… — Tatyana Ali Copy Share Image
If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button. — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing… — Bruce C. Hafen Copy Share Image
My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye. — Obsidian Panther Copy Share Image
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
