House Quote by Roseanne Barr

“Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.”

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You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

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There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

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I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate…

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Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

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Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why…

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My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I…

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I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what…

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I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

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“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.”

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Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a…

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Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

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Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been…

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Then all this earth shines like one house.

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